Marry an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency

Why Marry an Ugly Millionaire?
The world is NOT full of beautiful people, that is a fact.
There are many men and women who are on the hideous side of normal. But that doesn’t make them bad or unmarriable! No – many ugly people have other traits that make up for their lack of good looks. Personality, charisma, dependability, caring and MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY. These traits add beauty to otherwise excessively overweight, fat, deformed and revoltingly ugly people. A beauty you can enjoy while sipping champagne on an exclusive a sun kissed beech.

How to Marry an Ugly Millionaire?
Check the Men Seeking Women, and Women Seeking Men sections. There you will find a profile on each of our millionaire clients. Find the one that you would like to marry then complete the Application Form. Within a few weeks the Millionaire will choose his or her future partner. If you are chosen, we will contact you and make all the wedding arrangements. It is that simple. There is absolutely no cost or risk to you. All our weddings are covered by a ninety day emotion-back guarantee.
(Let me know which one you are interested in, Haha.)

What are our Ugly Millionaires looking for?
Most are looking for happiness! They want to find a partner that will love them despite their repulsive outward appearance. They are looking for someone who is loving, caring, good fun to be with and most importantly incredibly sexy and attractive!! (IE no poor mingers need apply)

Men Seeking Women.
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A sophisticated young Scottish millionaire lottery winner with much charm and loads of money!!


Wealthy entrepreneur William, would like to have fun with you at his slaughterhouse.


Girls – ex boxer Teeka is worth fighting over. A black millionaire with charisma and dollars

Women Seeking Men.
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Millionaire Madame Susanne seeks sophisticated stud.


Date millionaire Helvetta and let her sing you a love song.


Hangemn needs a man to help manage her huge assets. (We meen her money not her boobs!)

Gays Seeking Gays.

Gay rich millionaire Missien is looking is looking for a man with style and face paint for a long term relationship.

Lesbians Seeking Lesbians.

Millionaire Gay Goethe Princess, Lady Angela Noire seeks sweaty working girl for love, romance, white water rafting and hanging about seedy night clubs dressed in ridiculous black clothing.

I am not sure whether all this is true or not, but I find this quite hilarious.
Girls who want to marry millionaire, here is the chance.. :D
There are a lot more here.

7 Comments

  1. firewire January 13, 2007

    you…i mean the webpage is giving me a nitemare *sweat*


  2. Moneybin January 13, 2007

    OMG!!!! Wat a world!!! But can blame them geh, they also cant find their partner by their own mah….


  3. Peggy January 14, 2007

    Haha, an easy way to get rich.
    Are you interested? Haha.


  4. lankysouljo January 30, 2009

    i need a rich millionaire woman to marry that i can happily ever after


  5. mass4life March 10, 2009

    Oh how I would love to be amen to marry one of them for love so we canlive happily ever after.


  6. Richard February 8, 2012

    Love, happiness is not about the physical appearance but the match of character. I think that’s enough to demonstrate that we all need to be love and be happy. I don’t care how you look as long as you are what I need and your personality matches mine. Hit me if you think you can.


  7. williams March 13, 2012

    Beauty is some thing from the heart and apearance just gives it a final conclusion if i am futunate to meet the woman of my choice i will never let go and hopefully God will bless us and give me the power to satisfy all her needs she wants from me.


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